Sidekick Gang

Born in Lithuania, Anna discovered her singing abilities at a very young age. When her family fell under attack by raging panda bears she was able to calm them with the sweet sound of her voice. At the age of 12 she discovered the hidden tomb of Elvis and was possessed by his ghost for some time. Upon exorcism by Billy Graham some of Elvis's dancing ability stayed in her. After discovering this she adopted the stage name Peanut Brittle. Disappointed in the direction that pop culture was taking music on June 6th 1966 at 6:66 she decided to become a Satanist. After sacrificing eight maids-a-milking, seven swans a swimming six geese a laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree, she gave up Satanism and has been a John Lennonist ever since. She met the rest of The SideKick gang on the Tokyo subway traveling from her over cramped hotel room with only 13.5 channels on the television with a very large fridge but the fridge was overstocked with the kind of food they make you pay five dollars for so she needed to get a cooler for her trip to the beach. And their weren't any stores nearby so she decided to take the subway.... to Wal-Mart. upon hearing this story Jeff immediately invited her into the band and she has been traveling with them ever since.

Jeff was born in the Canadian tundra and was raised by the Nermatadors. A kind, overgrown sloth-like people they accepted Jeff as one of their own and taught him the cha cha...their most sacred and holy of dances. Upon his 6.54th birthday he was kidnapped by a PE teacher and forced to play basketball, baseball, football, volleyball and ski ball. Wanting to aggravate his Rich, high-class grandparents he learned how to play the banjo at age 10. When Jeff turned 11 he got a note from Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry. Upon arrival it was discovered that Jeff was an American and therefor not allowed into Hogwarts because JK Rowling hates Americans and he was cast out and into the fiery depths of mordoor from which he was made. After returning home He was visited by his uncle who was a drummer in the revolutionary war. Inspired by his uncle's bravery (and amazingly long life) Jeff devoted himself to playing the drums as best he could. He traveled to African, and Native American villages to learn their drumming secrets. While traveling Jeff stumbled across the drum of time, which had absolutely no supernatural powers at all but an amazing name. Jeff carries the 2 x 4 inch drum with him everywhere he goes. Jeff was the founder of the band and has been their captain.

When the boy was born, like all Spartans, he was inspected. If had been small... or puny... or sickly... or misshapen... he would've been discarded. By the time he could stand, he was baptized in the fires of combat. Taught to never to retreat... to never surrender. Taught that death on the battlefield, in service to Sparta, was the greatest glory he could achieve in his life. Legend stated that Collin survived the battle of thermopale, claiming him to be immortal but his absence at the battle of plateau leads historians to believe that Collin did die and was simply reincarnated for the 1st and 3rd Crusade then dieing at Agincort to be reincarnated again in time to paint the Hagia Sophia and aid in the architectural design of the Sistine chapel. Some claim that Collin Has Jedi powers, others say he is an X-man. He did infact meet Jeff once when Jeff was 11 and at Hogwarts; Collin was working undercover for the pope to root out all magic and destroy it. However Collin Saw that although he was forced to speak with an English accent the students at Hogwarts were not infact Satanists. He therefore decided to kill Voldemort (instead of Harry) and started dating Hermione. After discovering that playing the guitar is a lot like eating a bowl of spaghetti Collin decided to be the lead guitarist in Jeff's band.

Born in the projects of Detroit, Sameer was surrounded by the threats of Violence, Vice, Venom, Vircotion and Valium. Although he was born with a heart of gold, someone jacked it out of his chest while he was coming home from church and he has been heartless ever since. Sameer dove headfirst into crime and got a very nasty bump on his head because of it. He started off as simply muscle on the street for the higher ups, but as he gained influence he formed his own gang. He named his gang... the evil do-nuthers because they were quite lazy for a gang and were not very active in the crime spectrum. As a mater of fact they were voted "gang most sloth like" in NewsWeek magazine. After being arrested for loitering, Sameer decided to learn the bass guitar. He had traveled all the way to Tokyo to learn from a bass guitar master. During his stay in Tokyo, he met Jeff (shortly before Jeff met Anna) and proceeded to swear a life debt to Jeff when he offered Sameer a packet of Heinz Ketchup, and has been traveling with the band ever since.